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Wednesday, October 31, 2012
What it means to be a MAN
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Andrews Guide to surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
Andrews Guide to surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
(All
suggestions came from my facebook friends gracious outpouring to my
predicament. And no their identities have not been hidden because if this stuff
fails I am coming back to chew the hell out of them when I am zombified.)
Raychel Ogwang From wat i heard, they dont like
mint.......
Rwekisigazi Rweiwhaga Don't go to bugolobi!! That's where it
all starts...
Mary Phoebe Place treadmills in their path...that
should keep them busy while u figure out how to kill them...
Marc Muwanga wateva u do, do not have a bunch of
chics or teenagers with u during this chaos! they get bit n keep quiet then
bite u wen it over-rides them! oh! and get a serious house like a military
base/armory! that's all the scripture u will need! oh! and aim for the head!
Prossy Bnk 1. Avoid being the black guy. Black guy
always dies first(currently too late so maybe bleach?)
2. Always keep one bullet on your person for the easy way out
3. Become an adroid/robot
4. Get amnesia. This will become handy as you recall some tight ninja skills as you discover you were tested with the virus and instead discovered superhuman powers
5. If all else fails, set off an atomic bomb
2. Always keep one bullet on your person for the easy way out
3. Become an adroid/robot
4. Get amnesia. This will become handy as you recall some tight ninja skills as you discover you were tested with the virus and instead discovered superhuman powers
5. If all else fails, set off an atomic bomb
Rwekisigazi Rweiwhaga Plan B, contact Mr. Lucius Fox for a
black suit n cape, access to that motorbike Mr Bruce Wayne's alter ego uses may
come in handy!! Trust me, I know, I wdnt hav survived the last zombie wars if I
ddnt know....
Ongom David Dennis Find the guy that did MJ's thriller
makeup, if they won't attack one of their own
Marc Muwanga ODD they have a sense for these things!
once u open your mouth to say anything, they will be onto u!
Prossy Bnk Ongom, they use smell and taste,
apparently. They would smell you out, even if you looked like them
Ongom David Dennis Mark, Prossy not unless you say nothing
and wear Lady Gagas meat dress inside your clothes, that smell would probably
make you one of them
Juanita Rush wear a movement shirt.
Prossy Bnk That would be like advertising free
zombie food, served extra spicy with second helpings promised and a trip to
Mongolia for the first ten guests
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